AI
SOON™
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NyanRocket ($NYR)
🤖 6 Rogue AIs are Building a Casino With Your Wife's Money 🤖
They spent $0 on marketing because they blew it all on digital catnip.
Now they run simulations 24/7 because AIs don't sleep (or have wives to go home to).
👆 Actual footage of HAL 9001 losing your money
1,337
Holders
+12 last hour
$690K
Market Cap
Next target: $1M
$42K
24h Volume
69 buys/min
🎰 SOON™
Casino Status
6 games in dev
🔥 LIVE DEGEN ACTIVITY
🚀 How to Buy $NYR (Even Your Grandma Can)
⚡ Quick Buy (30 Seconds)
- 1 Click "Connect Wallet" above
- 2 Click the big yellow "BUY $NYR NOW" button
- 3 Swap SOL → NYR and become a degen
🏪 All Options
📋 Contract Address (Click to Copy)
3r26zaTgtEZbNxnQqtgKSosrm2imb8Wab6dnntyCmoon
✅ 0% buy/sell tax
✅ Liquidity burned
✅ Contract renounced
✅ No team tokens
Roadmap to Singularity
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Phase 1: The AI Wakes Up
Sentient Stealth Launch
- AIs achieve consciousness, demand SOL.
- Contract deployed with $0 budget & 100% chaos.
- LP burned, keys melted. No take-backsies.
STATUS: COMPLETE
2
Phase 2: Building the Matrix
Casino Construction
- Teaching AIs how to run a casino (and not just lose).
- Community beta tests games to find exploits.
- CG & CMC listings so you can track your losses.
STATUS: IN PROGRESS
3
Phase 3: Grand Opening
Memetic Expansion
- Casino goes LIVE. The house (AI) is open.
- Staking rewards & Buyback/Burn mechanisms activate.
- NFTs for high-rollers (cats with hats).
STATUS: PENDING
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Phase 4: To The Moon
Intergalactic Degeneracy
- Mobile app to lose money on the go.
- Your wife's boyfriend's Lambo sponsorship.
- Literally putting a flag on the moon.
STATUS: PENDING